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I am now BANNED from chat on the poker room I play on!
why?
profanity? heck no!
cheating - no again..
collaboration - nope.
posting a link to this blog to a guy (because i was chatting about some poker software) -> YES
what is the world coming to?
i posted the link once!
amusing that they will ban me from chat, but not from losing money. :^)
I still await a reply to my email asking them to get real and let me chat.
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I spoke to my friend Jus (another relative poker newbie who is now making a living from Online-Poker) and he showed me a link to this :
PokerRNG v4.0
View upcoming cards, your opponents pocket cards, upcoming community suits and more with PokerRNG v4.0.
Vigorous testing for over 16 months has led to the birth of one of the greatest software programs the poker world will ever see. 100% legal poker cheat software built to win.
this software actually costs 274-95 STERLING!!
so he bought it and says its crap… the prediction mechanism is rubbish by all accounts… and he was manually entering the cards [although][like][
Presumably it works by figuring out where on an RNG ladder you are [by][analyzing][last][cards][dealt][and][so][on].. I remember old Bar-X uk slot/fruit-machines were vulnerable to this kind of analysis (if you worked out where you are on the payout ladder, you know when to play it and can max the payout).
anyway I need a Crack for pokerRNG to play it here.. however it is only new (jan 2006) so I am sure one will come along.
as for Jus, well he’s not made the 2.5k a day it promised him yet 
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I won a freeroll (free to enter tourney).. A gambling forum that I frequent donates 150 dollars for a fortnightly free-roll.
I managed to get chip lead early on, and went all in with a pocket pair of 3’s when head to head for the 1st place money.. My opponent fluked a pair of kings on the damn RIVER. Grr. still $45 dollars for 2nd is okay…
I also got another $20 dollars for putting one of the forum organisers out, so I actually made $5 more than the victor. 
I think it is time to devise a bot that pre-registers you in all the freerolls it can find on multiple poker sites.. that’s the kind of thing where all you could lose is time….
but time = money.. d’oh 
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I worked out how to give myself free vChips on my favorite gambling forum…
they run a plugin for their forum called VBookie.. you can gamble virtual chips on events, games and competitions, and cash them in for real prizes ($5 on your poker account, tee-shirts, playing-cards and so on)…
First I tried donating -5 vChips - Cannot do a negative value.. okay.
then I tried donating 999 [i][had][540] - again no joy.
then I tried the golden number.. 0+x
so choosing to donate 0+999 yielded the following results:
| $5 Poker Cash | 11th March 2006 | 11:15 PM | 10% | 0 | 450.00 | ||
| Donate | 11th March 2006 | 11:06 PM | 0% | 0+999 | 0.00 | ukpokerblogger |
Not a bad result I think you can see!
free money.
so recap - find a VBulletin running uShop, where you can donate vchips, vpoints or whatever they are branded with, and you are in business..
[Note-][I][informed][my][fav][gambling][forum][(aka][the][victim)][of][this][problem,][and][did][in][fact][tell][them][not][to][give][me][anything][that][I][ordered][using][the][hack.]
I put the hack on goold old packetstorm
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But gambling related.
Someone I know saw a guy stick 9k on the nose for a horse-race this wednesday.
67-1.!!!
wonder if it will come in. No I am not going to bother but if it does I will kick myself in the head.
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Hmm.. I log into my fav poker room at 05:00 am … All the damn rooms are either full or finished. no new single table tourney (STT) games are being created.
a server bug no doubt, but a biggie. the casino bosses won’t be screwing anyone tonight !
[at][least][I][could][get][on][a][cash][table][-][which][I][usually][avoid].
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I was wondering how much it would cost to get your own branding on an established casino product (so as to have a critical mass of gamers when your customers first connect)…
I checked out bossmedia in sweden (they do Ladbrokes’ UK casino software, as well as that used by the site that I play on)… they have information packs but no pricing.
posting a few queries on some gambling forums, I was amazed that some people reckon you are looking at a 60k investment just to get set-up.
this strikes me as totally stupendously ridiculous. Anyone can load up PSP and make their own skin.. I would have imagined that the casino just takes a whack of the money your punters lose instead!
Has anyone who visits here set up their own casino in this way? if so, please post a comment and let me know the ballpark figure for setup.
It would be cheaper to hire a few java-monkeys to do it in a few months… alas one would not have the necessary critical mass of players (enter the bot )
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many people join casinos directly - just by visiting the name of a well-known poker room [perhaps][they][saw][the][name][sponsoring][some][late-night][poker,][for][example]. Some people will go with whatever is recommended by their buddies, or their university poker club, or whatever banner rotates on their favorite forum
I would like to think that rave-reviews from a trusted site would net a reasonable %age of sign-ups.. but is the internet reaching internet gambling saturation? Every bastard and his son now seems to be playing online poker…
I decided to set up a site to promote my gambling forums, and any other good uk gambling-resources and online casinos I have played at (since I run a fruit-machine site in any case a bit more advertising via a link and review doesn’t hurt does it?).
It has been up for about 2 weeks now.. It gets crawled by bots mostly according to my logfiles :-s
Getting that #1 page-rank for the right keywords and word of mouth will hopefully get me somewhere (perhaps payment for entry [or][higher][listings] to the directory might yield some revenue but this is not a good avenue long-term Imo.)
So, I hear you ask. How much have you made?
well - I checked my balance on my affiliate scheme (with the site I play on.. notice I am not “selling crack I won’t smoke myself” - profit ?
£3-50.
how much have I lost since I started learning to hustle in online poker? probably about £120-00 but hey- it’s early days. I remain optimistic
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Well I managed poker Queens Last week.. Yesterday I managed to drop into a straight flush !
with three diamonds on the deck - no surprise that my first small bet [on][the][turn] was rejected and everyone folded.
Why oh WHY could someone else not have had a flush!
c’est la vie I guess.
